" Weird as HE Was, Even Vincent Price Had a 'Fly' "

WARNING: STRAIGHT TALK!!  Shopping for new Boxer Briefs the other day, I was shocked to discover that they now make underwear for men without a ........"fly." 

Men's shorts without a "fly" (as we used to call it) are nothing more than Panties For Men, in my opinion.  You are free to disagree, but that is ME.

Apparently, according to what I'm told, this new generation of young "men" likes the flyless shorts so they can urinate with one hand and concurrently talk on their cell phone with the other hand. Really sad, that some men would allow themselves to be emasculated even more than they already are, just for the privilege of being a prisoner to their phone for another minute or two while they relieve themselves.

No wonder they are called CELL phones!

It's sad and, frankly, it's weird (and it's about time someone said so).

One of the biggest lies all politicians of all parties tell is that "young people are America's hope for our future."

There are glaring exceptions, of  course...I know of many exceptions among my family and friends...but if these Man-Bunning "Males" are America's hope, well, our ship has already started to sink, people.  The effects of fatherless families has taken its toll and as a nation we are doomed, unless God intervenes.  Any hope America has is in GOD, not these (what they would have justifiable been called years ago before Political Correctness took over) "pantywaists." I shudder to think what might happen if a mandatory draft were instituted again and men like THIS had to defend us...unless the strategy would be to make our enemies laugh themselves to death, that is.

Wow, standards have degenerated in my lifetime (I'm 63.)

Can you imagine John Wayne, Matt Dillon, The Rifleman or even Ben Cartwright wearing feminine undies (google these men if you don't know who they are)?

And hey, after all (to close on a humorous note), weird as HE was 60 years ago, even Vincent Price had a "fly" (Lol)!