"My Parody Lyrics to 3 Dog Night's Song 'Mama Told Me (Not to Come)'"

 Yeah, occasionally I like to write parody lyrics to famous songs. Wrote THIS parody the other day, reflecting on being 65, officially a Senior Citizen now...

"DADDY TOLD ME (DON'T GET OLD)"

 (May be sung to the tune of "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" by 3 Dog Night, 1970).

With blood thinner after dinner, heart med before bed

I'm finally heedin' what my lady doctor said

I take so many pills I ain't NEVER took before!

Turn off Joe Willie Namath, I can't take him anymore!

Daddy told me don't get old 

Daddy told me don't get old 

"It's on the way to be DEAD, son...

It's on the way to be dead!"

Each day brings new small problems, like some breakin' down old car

I wonder as I solve 'em

How'd I ever get this far?

What became of younger days

when I felt like Superman?

'Cause it seems like in old age

Kryptonite

comes in a can!

Daddy told me don't get old 

Daddy told me don't get old 

"Stay at the age that you are, son...

Stay at the age that you are!"

I know that there are others,

Brothers

who sure got it worse

I know that some are older

whose next "car" is a new hearse

And I'll have a brand NEW body

when Jesus comes again

but Lord, you gotta help me

last till death...or Then

Daddy told me don't get old 

Daddy told me don't get old 

But it's all part of the Curse, Lord

Yeah it's all part of the Curse!

"Memes of the Week"

 Okay, I admit it, with THANKSGIVING this week I got LAZY regarding making new MEMES!! Only TWO new ones this week!! (But, on the bright side, I wrote two new BLOGS this week and posted them both YESTERDAY).  The first meme you'll see was done last night and the one BELOW that is from WEDNESDAY....

I'll bounce back NEXT week, Lord Willing....

"Michael B. Jordan"

MICHAEL B. JORDAN is in the news again, and once again I want to express my mixed feelings about him. First, he's a TERRIFIC actor (just watched "Creed" again last night) and, I have a certain pride in the fact that he graduated from "my" high school, Arts High in Newark, where I dropped OUT from!! The last times I saw Michael interviewed he seemed pretty humble, which I like.

As far as "People" naming him "Sexiest Man Alive" I'm against such honors. It would only be apropos for his WIFE to say that about him, PRIVATELY at that, and he's not married. (Additionally, I wonder how many Homosexual men were in on that voting, and THAT is wrong, ALSO).

I'm almost positive that I wouldn't agree with Michael's POLITICS if I knew them, so I don't "go there". Hey, I grew up in Newark and it's 99.9% LIBERALS......it's almost a requirement there. And HOLLYWOOD is the same way, let's face it.

Would I ever want to meet MBJ if I had the chance?? Absolutely!!

What would I say to him?? "Thanks for putting Arts High on the map, bro."

What do I wish for him?? That despite all of the fame and money he has now, he'd get SAVED. Nothing's more important!!

"If McCartney is Dead, Then Lennon Was Either Crazy or a Liar"

 I almost couldn't believe it!!  Saw some rabid Beatles fans on the internet recently, arguing that Paul McCartney really DID die in the mid-60s, replaced by a "lookalike" (and SOUNDALIKE) these last fifty-plus years!! I'm not even THAT much of a Beatles fan, but I can debunk this rumor very easily and I'm simply shocked that some Beatles fans can't get past it. 

Let me try to help. For proof that Paul is NOT dead, we have to go back to 1971, two years after the "Paul is Dead" rumor BEGAN and a mere ONE year after the Beatles DISSOLVED.  The proof is more obvious than those "clues" about Paul's demise that the "Paul-Is-Dead" crowd clings to!!

In 1971, McCartney...the REAL McCartney, came out with his second solo album, "Ram." A song "Too Many People" contained lyrics such as "Too many people preachin' practices, don't let 'em tell you what you wanna be" which John interpreted as being a slam on him and his new wife, Yoko.

So, in HIS second solo album after the Beatles' breakup, "Imagine," Lennon fired back at Paul in a song he wrote called "How Do You Sleep?" I'm reprinting the lyrics, which prove that Lennon knew that the "real" Paul was alive and well, below.

"HOW DO YOU SLEEP?" Lyrics by John Lennon, 1971

So Sgt. Pepper took you by surprise
You better see right through that mother's eyes
Those freaks was right when they said you was dead
The one mistake you made was in your head

How do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?

You live with straights who tell you, you was king
Jump when your momma tell you anything
The only thing you done was yesterday
And since you've gone you're just another day

How do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?

How do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?

A pretty face may last a year or two
But pretty soon they'll see what you can do
The sound you make is muzak to my ears
You must have learned something in all those years

How do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?

Let's analyze these lyrics. First off, note that in paragraph one, Lennon refers to the "Paul is Dead" thing, but then goes on to ridicule Paul, specifically his MUSIC, in paragraph two. So, if he thought Paul was dead, why "talk" to him through your lyrics?? 

In paragraph two, John alludes to Paul's favorite composition with the Beatles (the song "Yesterday") and then refers to his hit song "Another Day" from the "Ram" album released SINCE the group broke up.  Again, if John thought Paul was dead, why address him?? Note that John "credited" Paul with writing two songs DURING and then AFTER The Beatles. So much for the "soundalike" substitute who supposedly replaced Paul after he "died." LENNON WAS SAYING THAT THE SAME GUY WROTE BOTH SONGS.

In paragraph three, Lennon expresses the conviction that one day people will see McCartney as just "a pretty face." ALL of this indicates that A.) John, who knew Paul as well as anyone, believed the REAL McCartney was still alive or B.) Was crazy, and wrote this song to a "ghost." He knew Paul to have a "pretty face" when the Beatles were together and figured that's all he'd have...his LOOKS...in the future. So much for the "lookalike" substitute theory!! AGAIN, LENNON WAS SAYING IT'S THE SAME GUY "THEN" AND "NOW."

CONCLUSION: McCARTNEY DID NOT DIE IN A CAR CRASH, HE WAS ***NOT*** REPLACED BY A LOOKALIKE, "SOUNDALIKE" MAN FOR OVER 50 YEARS. Either that, or Beatles fans would have to say Lennon was a LIAR and don't forget, on that very same "Imagine" album he had a song "Gimme Some Truth" so we have to assume that by asserting Paul is ALIVE that John was GIVING the truth. 

Some Beatles' fans are really weird. Usually, when a celeb singer dies (think of Elvis, or Tupac) fans seem to try to "keep him alive." (After Lennon's assassination 40 years ago, no one to my knowledge has claimed to have seen HIM anywhere, so John is the exception).

But PAUL IS ALIVE and many Beatles' fans for some odd reason want to think he's DEAD!! Very strange.

Paul IS alive and coming out with a new album, "McCartney III," on Dec. 11th...50 years after the Beatles' breakup and 40 years after LENNON'S death.. Beatles fans who think he's dead need to "let it be" because if McCartney is dead, then Lennon  was either crazy or a liar.

I rest my case.

"More Memes!!"

 The memes below are from this past week on my Facebook page!! To see other memes in this series, check my blogs for Sept. 12th, 15th, 19th, 23rd, 26th, / Oct. 3rd, 10th, 12th, 17th, 22nd, 24th, 31st, / Nov. 7th and 14th.

"The Convenient Cover of the COVID Crisis"

 COVID-19 IS REAL. I know people who've been hospitalized with it, I know OF people who've DIED from it. It's not a sham or a scam, it really does exist. But what's also real is the way Democrats have used and abused the reality of COVID, and they did it again yesterday.

The three lawyers for President Trump pictured above had a passionate Press Conference, giving an overview of a legal case they've built allegedly proving that the Democrats stole the 2020 election. It was a first in American history. I watched almost all of it on Fox and Newsmax. Just out of curiosity, though, I checked both CNN and  MSNBC, the two clearly 100% ANTI-Trump networks, at the time the other channels aired the Press Conference. 

THEY were covering COVID, instead of this Presser.

Or, was COVID in fact "covering" THEM??

You see, those two ultra-Liberal networks have done nothing but promote the premature idea that BIDEN is the "President-Elect" though, legally, he CANNOT be that till the Electors from the states DECLARE him so (Dec. 14th). Worse than that, they have, in fact, treated Biden as if he is now ***PRESIDENT*** and Trump is a sore-loser "nobody" even though he's still President till AT LEAST Jan. 20th of next year.

And it seems they couldn't bear to air the OPPOSING view from those who asserted they have proof that Joe Biden is NEITHER President-Elect OR President...just a CHEATER, in fact. So good ol' COVID helped them (and their "hooked" viewers) to escape reality just like a druggie runs to drugs or an alcoholic turns to alcohol.

Maybe it's good for THIS situation that CNN and MSNBC diverted their viewers' attention from the Press Conference so that their uninformed, brutish Liberal listeners won't start RIOTING and trying to intimidate those bringing charges.

But in the long run, these propaganda outlets would serve America better by covering something OTHER than COVID, especially history-making allegations such as were made and will (I trust) be PROVEN in the Supreme Court of the United States. Covid-19, mind you, IS a legitimate story...but so was that Press Conference, and it should have been given precedence and pre-eminence!!

"Oh REALLY, O'Reilly?? Bill O'Reilly's Faulty Predictions About The Election / Trump's Future"

 

I heard Bill O'Reilly on the radio today, first time I've listened to or seen him in a few years. He was on the Mark Simone radio show out of NYC, and Mark asked Bill his thoughts on the Election and President Trump's future. O'Reilly said he believes there probably IS evidence of massive voter fraud, and that the election WAS stolen. So far so good. But then, he added that the Supreme Court (where it all would ultimately be resolved) would never overturn the apparent Biden victory "for fear of riots." REALLY, Bill??

It would be one thing if SCOTUS wouldn't declare Trump the winner because the evidence WASN'T there, but if it IS there, we should deny Trump because we're afraid the miscreants will RIOT?? Wouldn't that mean America as we knew it is...GONE, that we now function under Mob Rule, instead of the Rule of Law?? Crazy!!

SCOTUS is supposed to rule on the Law, not to BE ruled by FEAR.

Bill went on to say that Trump's lawyers should lay out the indisputable evidence of the fraud and that Trump, himself should "for the good of the country, resign" like a good sport. To be clear, I believe you should be a good sport if you LOSE, but if you WIN?? Stepping aside if you WIN is the wrong move, it validates the cheaters and it would INvalidate the VOTERS (93 million of them) who cast their vote for re-electing the President.

Mr. O. went on to opine that that ("resigning gracefully") would put Trump in a GREAT position to run, and get RE-elected, in four years but I disagree. LOSE THIS ELECTION UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES AND WE'LL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER FREE ELECTION, BILL.

Besides, if these cheaters are allowed to win, they'll hound Trump to death with lawsuits in the next four years....as Rush said yesterday, they'll make an EXAMPLE of him to scare the "NEXT Trump" from running. And speaking of death, who's to say Trump will be AROUND in four years....or that he'd be HEALTHY enough to run again?? Who's to say that if Trump is a "good sport," those who voted for him in 2016 and 2020 (if there IS another free election) would vote for him in 2024?? After all, many admire him because he's a FIGHTER. Resigning, as O'Reilly suggested, would make him a QUITTER in the eyes of so many.

I say IF THE MAN WON AND IT CAN BE PROVEN AT THE SUPREME COURT LEVEL, HE SHOULD STAY AS PRESIDENT FOR THESE NEXT FOUR YEARS "FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY"!! It is NOT good for the country to capitulate to thieves and violent miscreants. I say let TRUMP restore law and order in his second term!! I am not afraid of fighting a "second Civil War" here, and the SCOTUS should do THEIR job and let TRUMP do HIS job. If we don't........we're DONE (if the evidence DOES prove the election was stolen)!! Rioters?? We all know rioting is a WARM weather thing. Those sissies from "Occupy Wall Street" couldn't wait to get back in their parents' warm basements when the weather turned cold, and the colder weather that's due in the next few weeks will greatly inhibit riots, in my opinion. Either way, O'Reilly has it wrong....maybe he wants to do another "Killing" book called "Killing America" because THAT is what giving in to cheaters and miscreants will accomplish!!

"Michele Bachmann's Prayer For Victory Over The Election Fraud"

"Let God arise. Let His enemies be scattered. Let those who hate Him flee before His holy face!" (Psalm 68)

Adapted from the Prayer composed by Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

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PRAYER POINT ONE: Expose and hold accountable those who practice the seven things God hates and He says are detestable to Him: According to Proverbs 6:16-17, There are six things the LORD hates, seven that are detestable to Him: 1. haughty eyes 2. a lying tongue 3. hands that shed innocent blood 4. A heart that devises wicked plans 5. feet that are quick to rush into evil 6.a false witness who pours out lies 7. a person who stirs up conflict in the community. Heavenly Father, we humbly ask that in the battleground states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona, and Nevada please silence every lying tongue and convict the hearts of those who devise wicked plans intended to invalidate and nullify the expressed will of the voters. Stop those who would be quick to rush into evil. Expose and silence every false witness who utters lies and operates in deceit. Thwart the efforts of every person who attempts to stir conflict within their community.

PRAYER POINT TWO: Heavenly Father, we humbly ask that you expose all wickedness intended to steal and perpetrate fraud in the electoral process, especially in the battleground states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona, and Nevada, and that you "reveal deep and hidden things. For you know what lies in darkness for light dwells with You.” (Daniel 2:22) Please bring to light and expose every lie, deceit, deception, misrepresentation and illegal act intended to “steal, kill and destroy" the electoral process and the expressed will of the citizens of this nation.

PRAYER POINT THREE: Heavenly Father, we humbly beg you to please, “Frustrate the plotting of the shrewd so that their hands cannot perform their enterprise or attain success" and may no weapon formed intended to steal, kill and destroy the authentic, accurate vote count and expressed will of the people in the battleground states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona, and Nevada "be allowed to prosper." (Isaiah 54:17).

PRAYER POINT FOUR: Heavenly Father, we humbly beg you to please “Capture the wise by their own shrewdness and quickly thwart the advice of the cunning” (Job 5:12) whose intention is to sabotage and subvert state and federal election law and the expressed will of the people in the battleground states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona, and Nevada. "Hold them guilty O LORD, by their own devices let them fall.” (Psalm 5:10)

PRAYER POINT FIVE: Psalm 5 for protection and favor for President Trump. Heavenly Father, we humbly beg you to please “Give ear to our pleadings, O LORD, and consider our groaning. Heed the sound of our cry for help, Our King and Our God. For to You do we pray. In the morning O LORD, you will hear our voice; in the morning we will order our prayer to you and eagerly watch. For you are not a God who takes pleasure in wickedness; no evil dwells with You. The boastful shall stand before Your eyes; You hate all who do iniquity. Destroy those who speak falsehood You abhor the man of bloodshed and deceit. But as for us, by Your abundant lovingkindness we will enter Your house. At your holy temple we will bow in reverence before you. Lord, please lead us and President Trump in Your righteousness because of our foes. Make our way straight before us. There is nothing reliable in what they say; their throat is an open grave; they flatter with their tongue. Hold them guilty, O God, by their own devices let them fall! In the multitude of their transgressions thrust them out for they are rebellious against You. But let us take refuge in You and be glad. Let us ever sing for joy. May you shelter us. May we who love Your Holy Name exult in You. Bless us and President Trump, O LORD. Surround us with favor as with a shield. “Heavenly Father, please give supernatural wisdom, strength and discernment to the President and his advisors regarding how to navigate the road ahead.

In the Mighty and Holy Name of Jesus our Victor and Champion, we Pray, Amen.

"If You Can't Beat 'Em, CHEAT 'Em---Part 2 (More 'Memes of the Week')"

 

"Why Trump Supporters Shouldn't Say 'TRUMP 2024' "

 TO THOSE WHO SAY "TRUMP 2024," I know you mean well but please consider this. It could be interpreted that you are saying we've lost THIS election and that is yet TBD!! And if the legal proceedings prove we DID win, Trump gets a second term so (Constitutionally speaking) he could NOT run again in 2024!!

In other words, saying "Trump 2024," at THIS point, is like conceding THIS election.

And if we lose THIS election, we'll never have another free election ANYway so don't put your hopes on "Trump 2024," focus on NOW.

So please think twice before you say "Trump 2024" because "Trump 2020" has NOT been decided yet. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIE THAT BIDEN IS OUR PRESIDENT-ELECT. There is no such thing as the "OFFICE" of the President-Elect and even if there WAS such an office, Biden cannot possibly BE President-Elect until the Electors meet on Dec.14th.

And even at THAT point, if Biden DOES become "President-Elect" (Lord have mercy) HE HAS NO AUTHORITY UNTIL HE TOOK OVER THE WHITE HOUSE ON JANUARY 20th OF NEXT YEAR.

God willing, Trump will be our President UNTIL then and UNTIL the year 2024!!

"The Million MAGA March" (This Coming Saturday, in DC)"

 I can't go, sadly, but I'm SPREADING THE WORD about the Million MAGA March this Saturday, Nov. 14th, in our nation's capital!! And when you see Biden on TV with the sign "Office of the President-Elect" behind him, remember, 1.) There IS no such "Office" and 2.) He is NOT the President-Elect until ELECTORS certify him as such, one month from today!!

This is a scam that OBAMA ran in 2008 and a lot of timid white people, afraid to be perceived as Racists, started acting like Obama was PRESIDENT (even BEYOND "President-Elect") the day after the election and that BUSH was NOBODY. Unfortunately, Bush PLAYED ALONG with this lie but Trump isn't going to.....good!!

STOP THE STEAL!!!!

"Franklin Graham Got It Right"

 Since my "blog" earlier today, MOST media outlets have INCORRECTLY declared Biden-Harris the winners of the election. As long as the Trump team has SO many legal challenges to the close results, they cannot do that correctly.  Anyway, FRANKLIN GRAHAM seems to have it right, he is one that is politically astute and this is what I wrote (on Facebook) about what HE wrote on HIS Facebook page....

FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S Facebook page, thus far, has TACTFULLY bypassed congratulating Biden-Harris!! Good for him, they have NOT been legally elected yet!! On his page, which you can read for yourself, Franklin took note of the fact that it would have been his dad, BILLY'S, 102nd birthday today and wrote, among other things, the following:

"On his birthday, I would urge all of us to pray for the process taking place, that it would be fair, transparent, and honest. Whoever wins this election, whether it is Donald J. Trump or Joe Biden" (etc.)

1.) Notice that he spoke of "the process taking place." The media would have us believe it is a DONE DEAL. It is not. Had he CONGRATULATED Biden-Harris, Franklin would have been saying, like so many who don't know the law, that the process ***HAS*** taken place, past tense.

2.) And the "would be fair, transparent and honest" part can only refer to the upcoming LEGAL proceedings which will challenge the validity of the election results!! Because if Graham considered the election OVER and the verdict IN, why pray that it "WOULD be" those things??

3.) Why say "WHOEVER wins this election" if Franklin, like most of the media, consider it WON AND DONE"??

I ADMIRE FRANKLIN'S PERCEPTION, WISDOM AND TACT. Now, if he comes out with a statement CONGRATULATING Biden-Harris before the courts exonerate their campaign of all wrongdoing, WHICH I DOUBT THAT THEY CAN, well, I'll be forced to retract that but I hope not!! I hope Mr. Graham STAYS THE COURSE.

If he WERE to congratulate Biden-Harris on a victory at THIS point, he'd be WRONG.

"If You Can't Beat 'Em, CHEAT 'Em"......

A week ago today I thought I was DONE making memes, because it was the Saturday before the ELECTION.  Well, the Election AFTERMATH is still ongoing so, as we're into "Extra Innings" (legal challenges, etc.) I came up with these three "newbies." They appeared Thursday-Friday and TODAY on my FB page...

 

"STOP THE STEAL"

Like millions, I watched the election returns Tuesday night and Trump appeared to be winning easily.  The stock market was rallying anticipating a Trump victory, but then weird things began happening.  Even FOX NEWS was acting out-of-character, calling Arizona for BIDEN very early, while being INCREDIBLY slow to call states for Trump that he had clearly won. * (They were NOT being "fair and balanced")!! Two days later, they SAY Biden is within 6 Electoral College votes of winning the Presidency, but it all seems fishy and Trump is taking it "all the way up to the Supreme Court" if he has to. 

Democrats wouldn't be trying to STEAL the election, would they?? Consider these credible reports....

MICHIGAN: 139,000 votes magically appeared, EVERY ONE OF THEM FOR BIDEN, in the wee hours of the morning after the election. This "magically" erased Trump's lead at the time. Additionally, the President's campaign was not allowed access to various county locations to observe ballot openings and the counting process, as Michigan law requires.

WISCONSIN: A recount is now demanded by Trump as the "final" vote tally is within the margin of error and irregularities were reported in several counties. It is also alleged that there were more VOTES than registered VOTERS there!!

ARIZONA: The Secretary of State urges caution in concluding that Biden won, as there was a major vote counting error in the state, now under investigation. Yet the media is crediting this state as a win for BIDEN!! And.....

PENNSYLVANIA: Republicans claim that they were only allowed to monitor vote counters from 100 feet away, and that some vote counters wore Biden-Harris face masks (both would be illegal, by law).

WOULD Democrats cheat to win an election??

Hey, if you'll fight to the death to keep your "right" to kill babies in the womb, stealing an election from a guy you hate because he is pro-Life would NOT be a problem for you. It would be your DUTY!!

I totally support Trump's efforts to fight this in the courts. 20 years ago, GORE did it, and there were only claims of corruption in ONE state then!!

STOP THE STEAL!!

*GEORGIA and NORTH CAROLINA which Trump has won with almost 100% of the vote counted, but they REFUSE to call them for him...even two days later!! They were slow to call FLORIDA and OHIO for Trump, also but they did.